So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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