I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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