Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
kristin has been a bad kristin
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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