Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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