The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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