After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
MIDGETS
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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