i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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