fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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