Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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