Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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