Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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