Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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