Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Randomize
