Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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