so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
