I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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