Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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