I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
two words: eviction party
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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