im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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