I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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