Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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