plz talk dirty to me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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