i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
