im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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