I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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