the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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