yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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