Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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