I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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