Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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