How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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