I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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