Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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