now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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