3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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