Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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