Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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