I'm so fucking centered right now
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
