Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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