We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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