it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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