i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
