i just google imaged poop.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
PANTIES FOUND
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