Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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