A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You made out with two different species that night
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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