Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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