I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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