just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
The dick lei will go down in squad history
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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