i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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