man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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